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The guys are back from a short break. Their two-month hiatus is over, but their love of sharing stories remains. Listen in as they discuss podcasting relationships and their experiences with disagreements and breakups. KC “unrolls” one of Sarge’s bathroom secrets.
Besides having company, do you know the best way to use a dishwasher? KC and Mister know, but Even Maxine couldn’t have come up with this crazy idea! After KC divulges the answer he then tells Harley a true story about a pair of mountainous breasts he encountered in southern Colorado while on a camping trip with Mister! Competitive RAAM bicyclists in Spandex with their enormous entourages also promise to keep you entertained and laughing.
If you love dogs stories, you won’t be dissapointed when Harley introduces “Marley”, the newly adopted 10-year-old Labradoodle, whose arrival has brought so much joy into Harley and Sarge’s lives. Now Yoda has a brother!
The guys also talk about “a potential trip” to Germany to try to get into “Berghain” a secretive Techno dance club they learned about on their newest favorite podcast called Search Engine. From their busy mornings to a playful mention of watching porn, this episode is packed with personal updates, humor, and genuine moments.
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We’re Back from Podcast Vacation and Bathroom Observations
Speaker 1Is that right at 11 ? It is , because this is about 30 seconds before 11 . It's getting close .
Speaker 2Yeah , same About the same , pretty close .
Speaker 1Okay , I think we're almost at intro music . Four , three , two , one Enormous , this is enormous , with your hosts , harley and kc and we're back yeah , we're back , not just back from a commercial break , but from like a what ? Four-month break .
Speaker 2A very long commercial break . No , it was just . We took two months off . Is that all An unexpected two months ?
Speaker 1Yeah , why did that feel so long ?
Speaker 2It wasn't Well . It did feel long actually , but there was a lot going on , Some of which we could talk about and some of which we probably won't talk about .
Speaker 1That's true Probably . Yeah , that's probably true .
Speaker 2That's exactly right .
Speaker 1But all in all , we're okay . Everything's good . We're good . We didn't die or break our backs or do anything .
Speaker 2Or break up with each other .
Speaker 1Or break up with each other , that's you know . That does pose an interesting question about podcasting . Right , when you have a podcasting partner for a really long time , is it possible to have a problem and then kind of break up and then the podcast just goes away ?
Speaker 2I'm sure . Well , yes , I've known it to happen in the past . I won't mention any names .
Speaker 1It's happened in Pride 48 , I think , yes , yeah , that's true .
Speaker 2Yeah , to just kind of go there say yes , it's happened before . Well , the first question that I have— it might happen To be I mean , to just kind of go there say yes , it's happened before . Yep , well , the first question that I have , it might happen again . You know you do get on my nerves occasionally and I'm sure I get on yours too .
Speaker 1Well , I told you just a few minutes ago I was going to have to slap you around . I said oh good , that's true . That's not a good . That diffuses it . It doesn't help anything . That's funny . But I do have a question for you . All right , has fatty changed the format and name of his show ?
Speaker 2no , I was wondering if it's now called the mix fatty show oh , because the mix makes it to the grand opening fatty's grand opening quite frequently I mean as many times as the mix has been on his opening .
Speaker 1I'm surprised he can still walk yeah , it's . It's been a really uh mixed opening which is funny , because now I mean , adam was always I don't know if he was bragging or not about the fact that he never listened to Big Fatty , but now he listens to it all the time , so I guess that worked .
Speaker 2I think he probably listened to it all along . Oh , and it was just If he said he didn't listen , I think that was a ruse , as they say .
Speaker 1He was playing cool and coy . Yes that's correct . It does sound like he's going downtown a little bit though .
Speaker 2Aren't we all .
Speaker 1Yeah , but they're so much younger than we are , that's true .
Speaker 2We can hold that over their heads we , we have earned the years , we've earned our downtown to go downtown that's true , that's true .
Speaker 1So what ? So what is the newest thing in your life ?
Speaker 2because we really haven't talked or seen each other much well , the first thing I have to tell you is I just came back from the bathroom and realized that and I would get along quite well , we could live together because there was the extra Kleenex . We're laying on top of a new box .
Speaker 1You want to start that over again , which is exactly what I would do . Or should I just beep out the real name ? Oh shit .
Speaker 2Can you beep it out ?
Speaker 1And I can leave all of this and leave all of it .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's exactly what I did . I think that's a good thing . Okay , great , keep it up , yeah , so . Sarge yeah , sarge is yeah , he and I would get along . Famously because he had extra Kleenex laying on top of the Kleenex box .
Speaker 1Right .
Speaker 2Exactly what I would do . Also , the extra toilet paper from the end of the roll was unrolled from the cardboard roll , but it was laying on top of the roll on the new toilet paper , which is exactly what I would do .
Speaker 1Really yeah . Now I've
OCD Snack Storage and Dishwashers
Speaker 1got two more questions for you . Okay , if you had a bag of potato chips that were half finished , would you cut off the excess ragged top , roll it down and put a clipper on it ?
Speaker 2Well , from the top , I roll it down . Actually , I keep rolling and rolling , and rolling until I get it where I want it .
Speaker 1You never take a pair of scissors and cut it off .
Speaker 2I have in the past .
Speaker 1There's some packaging , like for certain cookies . There's a little clear plastic thing inside of what appears to be foil but is really more plastic . Yeah , and you can slide it out . There's like three or four , like our girl scout cookies , I think . This way , like slide it out of that foil wrapper and you can . There's three or four in one compartment and three and four in the next . It makes it look like you're getting more and it protects them from breaking right .
Speaker 1Uh-huh , they want you to think you're getting more so when you get about , after you've slid it in and out about two or three times , it gets difficult , because the that foil in air quotes wrapper kind of gets shredded so it's a tear right , and so I hate it .
Speaker 2When the potato chip bag or the cookie bag or whatever tears right . Oh , I hate that , but I have to confess , with cookies I have the brilliance who makes that glad , or I don't know . Oh , it's some kind of container like , like , uh , tupperware , but it's called brilliance plastic . Yeah , plastic , plastic wear that you can see through , it's clear . And uh , with cookies , like with the those bags of cookies that are separated I immediately open the bag and take them all out and put them in my airtight locked brilliance container .
Speaker 1You know what I would say about that ? What it's brilliant . Thank you , you're welcome . No , the other way to do it is to take that plastic thing that you slid in and out when it's half empty , cut it in half with a pair of scissors . Cut the ragged top off of the foil and then just putid in and out .
Speaker 2When it's half empty , cut it in half with a pair of scissors cut the ragged top off of the foil and then just put it in and it slides easily again . That's also brilliant . So you would do that . I might . I would do it .
Speaker 1I like my brilliance and I like having separating cookies into different containers .
Speaker 2That is a Sarge thing To see , but you know where they go at my house . Where do you suppose all my cookies , chips , everything tied , rolled up ? Where does it all go you ?
Speaker 1know this is a behind the curtain . Just say the truth . It's all right . Okay , you can share . Okay , you put all of your snack foods in the dishwasher and bread yeah . And bread in the dishwasher .
Speaker 2It's a giant bread box at our house .
Speaker 1Right .
Speaker 2You don't use the dishwasher for cleaning dishes . You do it all by hand , Only for company , as my grandmother would say it do we use the dishwasher , so then you have to empty the bread box . Yeah , and before like say you guys are coming over , I'll get a cardboard box and put the chips , the cookies , the snacks , the Doritos , the I don't know , whatever it is . I'll put all those in a cardboard box and take them to the basement so that my bread box is emptied and now it can be used as a dishwasher .
Speaker 1Wow , it's funny that when I come over to record at Tiki , sometimes Mr will say , hey , do you want some chips ? And I'll say , obviously , what kind ? Or yes , or whatever . He goes over to the dishwasher and he opens the dishwasher and he slides it out and there was all these chips in there .
Speaker 2It makes a great look how huge and giant , what a cavernous bread box we have .
Speaker 1It's true . And it keeps the kitchen tidy , yes , and the cabinets tidy . Tidy is a good thing . Yeah , yep , that's true .
KC’s Camping Story and “Breasts Of The Earth”
Speaker 1So what else have you been up to ?
Speaker 2Well , I have just most recently gotten back from a camping trip in La Vida , Colorado .
Speaker 1Were you living La Vida Loca .
Speaker 2Yes , we did used to say that back 20 years ago when that song came out .
Speaker 1It's not that old , is it ?
Speaker 2Yes , I'm sorry , but now it is 25 , 30 years old . Yeah , yeah , we had when we used to square dance with the resident gay and lesbian square dance clubs here in Denver . We had been down there , you know , 30 years ago and camped in La Vida because there was a square dance event that happened down there . Really Uh-huh , Because in Cuchara , you know that little town .
Speaker 1That's in New Mexico , right ? No , it's still in Cuchara , you know that little town . That's in New .
Speaker 2Mexico , right ? No , it's still in Colorado . Oh okay . So all these things I'm mentioning for anyone that wants to know if you go south from Denver through Colorado Springs and then through Pueblo , and then you get to Walsenburg , Colorado , Hang a right . Hang a right there , and that's where La Vida is . Some people call that area the Spanish Peaks .
Speaker 1Oh , that's right , Because the mountains look like two big breasts .
Speaker 2So the Indians call it Wahatoya , which means the breasts of the earth . Oh , so we were staying near the breasts of the earth there ? Wow , yeah , because they do . They're like almost identically matching peaks .
Speaker 1Now , did you camp at the same place ? You camped years ago , when you were square dancing . We didn't actually .
Speaker 2We tried a different place Newer , older . That I don't know Pretty .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2I don't really know , it wasn't pretty really ,
RAAM Bicyclists with their Entourage
Speaker 2but it was on a route for the . Uh , what do they call it ? Ram ? What does that stand for ? It's not what you might be hoping for .
Speaker 1It's on the Ram route .
Speaker 2It's not that kind of Ram , the Dodge Ram route , the capital , r capital , a capital , a capital .
Speaker 1M .
Speaker 2So it's the ride across America . It's a bicycle ride and it's , uh , I think , fairly well-known professional bicyclists around the world . Wow .
Speaker 1So it's obviously many days .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , it's all . It's completely across America . Oh yeah , and isn't that funny , the Levita happens to be one of the checkpoints or the . You know the , the stations , or whatever they call them .
Speaker 1It must be a pass , a mountain pass , that they can get over without killing themselves yeah , yeah , I don't .
Speaker 2I never really looked at the , the , the altitude of the different . You know ways they come through from california , but , uh , we check this out . This is pretty cool . We , our campsite was right next to the site that they designated as the checkpoint . Wow .
Speaker 2So , every day .
Speaker 2These people that I'm assuming lived in Levita there would come , they'd set up their table and they had snacks and fruit and water and just all the things that might be necessary for someone that was bicycling you know , just all the things that might be necessary for someone that was bicycling .
Speaker 2And then the campsite on the other side of the trailer was where the motorhomes would park . Like , say that , you're some famous French bicyclist and you came to America to do this ride across America , america , america , and you came to America to do this right across America , america , america , and so you don't just bicycle all by yourself out there for a week or two weeks or however long it takes . You have an entourage and you have a motor home that follows you with people and comfortable bed yeah , all your people and a bathroom in the motorhome and stuff . So it was kind of interesting because a lot of these motorhomes would stop and they'd use the dumping station . That was the campsite next to us , right . And then we could see , because they put stickers on the side like who the bicycle rider ?
Speaker 2was and stuff . And then pretty soon , by and by by , here would come that guy with his bicycle and he'd get off and and maybe you know , run to the , to the community bathroom . That was part of the camping area where we were . It was just , it was kind of fun to watch . There was commotion , like the guy that was managing the , the camping area . We stayed . He was kind of like apologetic , like sorry , all this is going on and you know , know , while you're here and whatever , and we were like no , we love it . Did he offer you a discount ?
Speaker 1No , well , he wasn't that sorry then , he wasn't that sorry , yeah .
Speaker 2So we got to see all these highfalutin bicycle people with all their entourage and followers and handlers come through there with their bikes .
Speaker 1Well , did they have like biker outfits on ? Totally Like these stretch things .
Speaker 2Totally so . Some of them had the spandex , shirt and pant , separate coordinates , and others had a onesie what it was like a bicycle uniform but kind of like a wrestling onesie , but with sleeves on the top of it . You know what I mean . And so when they'd get there , the first thing they would do is unzip their the shirt part of it and take and just take it down , yeah , To where they're where it was hanging and it was just a short so so we had a great time ?
Speaker 1Yeah , we were not complaining . Could you see their entourage then ?
Speaker 2We saw . Well , it was spandex shorts too . So we saw all the entourage .
Speaker 1Wow , that must have been fun . It was enjoyable . Yeah , so you didn't mind being halfway between the sewer and the snacks . Did you get first name basis with anyone ?
Speaker 2No , but we talked to a lot of people that had a lot of the entourage , people that would come in because they didn't know things . It was pretty amazing Like they'd come and we'd see them looking at the side of the trailer that has the hookups for the sewer and whatever . I mean they would be looking at it kind of in a curious fashion To try to see if they were supposed to do this , so I'd go out there and be like you guys need help or whatever .
Speaker 2Because a lot of them were either hired for the job , I guess or friends of the bicycler . So here they are , driving this motorhome , and now they have to empty out the black tank . Oh no , they have no clue how to use the hoses or to empty the tank or anything . How funny . So it was kind of entertaining .
Speaker 1Well , it made you serve like the expert , though .
Speaker 2Yeah , we were like okay , here , let me help you with that . I'd be like first we'd get our rubber gloves and put them on .
Speaker 1And you'd say why ? Yes , I am the king of the campground .
Speaker 2Of the sewer line .
Speaker 1And this is my queen , mister uh-huh we are the king and queen of the campground . We , we had , you know , because you snap , because of mister we had the box in the trailer of the blue . You know , nitrile gloves when you put them on , would you snap them and hold your hands up in the air ?
Speaker 2exactly like rocky horror picture show . Did really that kind of snap uh huh , I bet they were .
Speaker 1I hope so . I bet they were quivering within .
Speaker 2They were , except for the German peep guys . They loved it , of course .
Speaker 1Of course they don't have as much quivering anticipation as the others .
Speaker 2They loved that snapping of the gloves , so it was interesting . It was a once-in-a-lifetime . You know we'll probably never camp like that again , so that was fun .
Speaker 1And you had no idea this was going on .
Speaker 2No , no , we didn't . We didn't know , we , I , you know , I had found out there were limited sites and the guy had said to me you know , I'm going to when you get here , I'm not going to pre-assign you a site when you get here , you know , then I'm going to tell you where to park your rig . I'm like , okay , that's not a problem .
Speaker 1That's fine . And why did you pick levita ?
Speaker 2uh , we just wanted to go , you're feeling loca yeah , we wanted to go back to our roots of where we kind of first camped you mean like in a ? Tent , yeah , uh , no , no , we had a , we had a camper no , I meant we camped .
Speaker 1Like you were acting campy .
Speaker 2Oh no , we did not do that kind of camping this time , but when we were there in the late 80s , early 90s there was some kind of camping going on , there was more camping .
Speaker 1Yeah , there was more camping more campy .
Speaker 2Actually , there was a crossover with with you , I think , when we were there all those many years ago , uh , and that was because , uh , when we went to square dance there with that group , right , and the deal was in kuchara there were two guys had bought the inn there . Oh right , there was a gay couple that had bought that inn in kuchara .
Speaker 2They had kind of redone it a little bit right they were trying to revitalize it and reopen it , so they were asking different organizations and groups to come down there and use their facility . So that's kind of how it all happened . And the four players .
Speaker 1We were down there at one time , yeah .
Speaker 2Which they were down there when we were there , so you and I could have well been there at the same time and we just didn't know it . That's possible .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's amazing how small the world is and how our little circles of connection arrive and fade with different people . Right , Yep , Really true . Hey , I thought of something as you were talking about camping . You said the German guys wouldn't be surprised . You know , the German guys wouldn't be surprised . Now
Berghain Club in Berlin
Speaker 1are you the one who told me about that podcast . Call as you make for the listeners , as you make the putting on rubber gloves and snapping it , motion with your hands .
Speaker 2I was making the motions .
Speaker 1Yep , are you the one that told me about that podcast called Search Engine ? Yes , did you listen to the one about that exclusive nightclub in Berlin ? Yes , what is . I haven't finished the episode yet .
Speaker 2No , I just listened to the next part today . Spoiler , he goes there . Did you know that was happening ?
Speaker 1Well , his two friends went twice .
Speaker 2Right Couldn't get in .
Speaker 1Couldn't get in the first time . They only tried once to get in , but because it's a three-day dance party , they tried again on the second day during the daytime and they , they flunked that one too , so the the podcaster himself was going to go .
Speaker 2Yeah , and he's there now with episode number two on this .
Speaker 1Oh so don't , don't spoil , don't spoil no , I won't , I won't particularly if anybody that's listening wants to listen to it it's .
Speaker 2If I I like search . It's really a good just answering a random question about something . Why are there rats in New York City ? It can be so random . You never know what someone's going to ask him , and then he tries to figure out the answer what does God look like ? Yeah , he tries to figure out the answer , and this was yeah . Why can't I get into the club in Germany ?
Speaker 1What's the name of the ?
Speaker 2club Bergenheimer .
Speaker 1No , berghain , yeah , something like that . Berghain , something like that . There's not a lot of information about it online .
Speaker 2No , you can't see a lot . And there's this main selector . Yeah , I want to meet him . He looks kind of hot .
Speaker 1Is he the one with the rings in his lips ?
Speaker 2He's our age .
Speaker 1Tattooed face .
Speaker 2Yeah , he's kind of an our age guy .
Speaker 1I haven't seen a picture of him . Where did you see a picture ?
Speaker 2Online . He's an artist as well , so you can see him and some of his work online .
Speaker 1What's his name ? Victor Sven , right Bobby , sven , sven , sven , right Bobby , sven , sven . No , there's only one way to tell the difference between Sven and Bobby . Okay , I show you later . Okay , but it's fascinating . I can't wait . Anyone that hasn't listened to it that likes the dance culture or that likes Night Live Techno specifically Right , specifically techno . This is an old , what they call it . It was a power plant . Thermal they called it a thermal power plant , which I guess they all are . Yeah , they produce steam , and the steam's turned turbines , uh-huh yeah .
Speaker 2And yeah , it's a four-story giant warehouse building where this yeah , where people line up For three or four hours , yeah , or longer .
Speaker 1Ooh .
Speaker 2Yeah , longer , somebody said seven hours , I heard to get in there and then the selectors at the door say yes or nine , and you get in or you don't get in .
Speaker 1One of the things I thought was funny when he was describing the selector and you don't get selected and he points to leave . He doesn't point to leave , he points with an open palm .
Speaker 2It's a grand gesture Like points to leave . He doesn't point to leave he points with an open palm . It's a grand gesture , Like welcome to Berlin , enjoy the West of Germany , but you can't come in here .
Speaker 1Yes , exactly , I thought that was funny . Can you imagine having that power and that control ? Right ?
Speaker 2Well , that's what I like , See , that's why I want to meet him . He has the power , he's an artist . He's an artist . He looks scary . See , that's it's . It's the . Those are the gays like I don't know why , kind of .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm kind of titillated by that . It's not a gay club really . No , they don't . I shouldn't say it's not a gay club . They don't limit it just to gay no , no , it's kind of based in gay the original one was somewhere else and it got uh , developed into an airport or a hotel or something , yeah something happened there and this one is going to last , I think . Four-story power station bar on the top with windows viewing Berlin . The basement is gay only .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1And apparently that's really an interesting scene . Well , techno , maybe sex club ? Yeah , that's what I was thinking as I heard the description I think so and uh .
Speaker 2So do you think you and I would get in ? No we'd not get in would we no , well maybe I don't know . I don't think we have to look okay , the way I look .
Speaker 1Now picture me with all silver teeth right Like a grill Like , and some kind of really weird contacts that make my eyes look weird and I just look freaky and and I have a mohawk .
Speaker 2And you think you'd get in Maybe .
Speaker 1Yeah , I would I know how to act ? Freaky , you do , yeah .
Speaker 2I don't know what it takes . I feel like I look too vanilla .
Speaker 1I wouldn't get in . Okay , then I know what you could . I know how you get in , how you wear a t-shirt that says top in 40 languages , oh , okay , and you let a couple rubber gloves hang out of your back left pocket okay , black ones , not the blue ones you'd get in , they'd have to be black . You'd get in . I wear a and you don't smile and you don't say anything and you wear dark glasses .
Speaker 2I think I'd wear a double cock ring , so my package was really sticking out just enormously .
Speaker 1I think that would be a good thing . That might work . Yep Jeans . It has to be leather , doesn't it ? Leather Leather pants . It has to be leather , doesn't it ? Leather Leather pants .
Speaker 2You think leather ?
Speaker 1Okay , and then something Schiaffone on the top that gender bending yeah , just to let them know that you are twisted and you're going to make the party fun .
Speaker 2Yeah , I don't know if I have the look on my face like I can make the party fun .
Speaker 1You just have to not smile , I guess yeah .
Speaker 2So what are we going to Germany ? Then it's my next question .
Speaker 1I know I didn't . I haven't checked fares yet .
Speaker 2Let's check the airfares . That's a very good idea .
Speaker 1So ,
Harley’s Family and Someone New
Speaker 1uh , there's something new in my life I wanted to bring up . Oh , are you going to ? Thank you for asking .
Speaker 2I was going to ask you if you were going to talk about this big white lump , this bear of a rug , over here on the floor sitting across from me .
Speaker 1But I didn't know if you wanted to talk about it or not . Is Sarge Yoda , a small little poodle mix , something who knows ? Probably Terrier and some other you know , good boy Sought after dog ? Yeah , it's poodle and good boy . He's like a little tank . He has this camo harness that he wears and his legs are probably only about three or four inches long and he must weigh over 25 pounds and he , just when he charges down this tree and he's weigh 20 over 25 pounds and he , just when he charges down the street and he's got endurance , I mean , he can go for , yeah , he can walk for an hour and a half .
Speaker 2He's got some shih tzu mix in there with those little short legs yeah , I think so .
Speaker 1And when they walk he's just like he's determined right . So I don't know when . It was about a week ago I came home and said to Sarge , you know I have something to ask you . And he said what ? And I said well , I have a client who has a member of their family who's getting divorced and has a dog that's 10 years old , a Labradoodle , and they're not able to take care of it anymore and they need to find a home for it . I said you are kidding me . And the owner you know the mother of the owner said no , this you know for real . Well , I have to roll it back a little bit . That was actually a month ago . And then , a week ago , the mother came in with the family member who's getting divorced , who was looking very sad , just to sort of check me out , and said do you want to meet the dog ? Well , within two days of when they came in , their house sold .
Speaker 2Wow .
Speaker 1And they had to be out by the 25th , which was this past weekend , so they really had to find a quick home . So this wonderful dog , who we shall call Harley 2 .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1So Harley 2 is 70 pounds pure white , 10 years old , cutest thing . But unlike little Yoda , that just yeah , he muscles through . Yeah , this one just lopes when you run . It looks like he's just lollygagging His legs are so long .
Speaker 2Well , when I first got here he was making me laugh because I was throwing the toy and he was going to get it In . That big dog graceful but clumsy at the same time kind of movement , I don't that's the only way I know how to describe it . Muppety yeah , that's what it is . It's like that's did the Muppets copy themselves after that sort of , because that's exactly what it is .
Speaker 1Do you think Muppety exists in the dictionary ?
Speaker 2It should . Yep , if not , it should , and we're requesting that it be added now , immediately , right ?
Speaker 1Well , maybe I should expose the dog's real name .
Speaker 2You think so ?
Speaker 1Yeah , because I have to tell you my first reaction . This is terrible . You don't say this to someone whose close family member is getting divorced yeah , is getting divorced . But they came in and they said I said what's the dog's name ? And they said Marley . And I said how old is Marley ? And they said 10 . I said , oh , it's going to be just like the book and the movie .
Speaker 2Oh my God . No , I think that might have been a bad move . You may have misspoken , there .
Speaker 1Yeah , I don't know how much I said , but hopefully it didn't offend anyone .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Because Marley is absolutely loving it here . But , I keep calling Marley Harley .
Speaker 2That's why I called him Harley too earlier . Yeah , harley too , he's adorable , and I had already told you because you'd sent me pictures .
Speaker 1I said if you weren't able to keep him , I would , even though I surely don't need another dog in my life A white dog , I know .
Speaker 2What is it going to be like trying to keep this dog clean ? I've already been at him with a washcloth . Remember , though , I came from hair design , so I'm perfectly ready to work with a white dog .
Speaker 1He does like to be brushed with a slicker brush .
Speaker 2Oh , that's good .
Speaker 1And he's very food motivated , so he loves treats .
Speaker 2I was already picking up his legs . I don't think you saw me , but I was picking up his legs . I don't think you saw me , but I was picking up his legs and playing with his pads and between his toes to see if he hated it or not , which he didn't .
Speaker 1So you can tell he's been groomed before and gotten used to it well , and it's funny the owner said that to me too because , um , the dog is so gentle and so good with children that you can touch him anywhere , pull on him , yank on him , bang on him , yeah , and he's just okay , whatever yeah , that's , I think that's my .
Speaker 2That's one of the things I love about a big dog too is you can I'm not saying this in a mean way you can be a little rougher with them , and they kind of like it , you know . Right , you can pat them a little harder . You can , you know , wrestle around with them a little more . Well , you saw me . I was grabbing him by the with my finger in his mouth by the bottom jaw .
Speaker 1He didn't care , he didn't even close his mouth .
Speaker 2He didn't bite me or anything , he liked it . He was just playing with me .
Speaker 1Now the next obvious question would be I don't know what would it be .
Speaker 2It's not obvious to me , I guess .
Speaker 1Well , we're now a two-dog household and we used to have an only dog for many years .
Speaker 2Oh , so the obvious question would be what about Yoda ?
Speaker 1Yeah , Yoda and Marley get along great . They do . Yoda is actually , I think , maybe thinking of Marley as his older protective brother .
Speaker 2Maybe he likes it . Yeah , maybe he likes it . It seems like he does .
Speaker 1The other day we were going for an evening walk and there were a couple of fireworks . You know it's that time of year . Yeah , a couple of fire homegrown style fireworks that you can buy in Wyoming .
Speaker 2Right .
Speaker 1And there were a couple of those that went off , and both dogs are terrified and for about a block . Yoda walked almost directly underneath Marley . Like Marley was this big white hair umbrella .
Speaker 2Uh-huh nice .
Speaker 1It's pretty funny .
Speaker 2Well , he's comfortable right now . He's all stretched out flat there on the floor .
Speaker 1Well , we have just about reached the end of what we had said was going to be our limit for today . Yeah , we figured that we might be a little more apt to record something if we , if we- kept it , keep it short , keep it short , keep it to something .
Speaker 2We don't really need to do a lot of editing , right ? Except you're gonna have to beep out a name now , sorry , that's it . That's it , and uh , and that'll , and that will be it , and maybe we could do that , uh , at least our once a month , or maybe even more frequently if we just try doing it like this .
Speaker 1Yeah , I think it would be fun because we talk and catch up anyway . Why not leave the mic on ? Yeah , but there's
Kathy Bacon’s New Podcast and Apple Podcasts
Speaker 1been a couple things that I wanted to bring up . One is that , uh , kathy bacon has a podcast now she does and she's a natural . She is , she is a total natural in front of a microphone , so put out another one .
Speaker 2We're ready . We're waiting to we're ready .
Speaker 1But I did want to bring one thing up about that Anybody that only has podcasts on Spotify because I don't have a Spotify membership and I don't go there that often I kind of miss a lot of the episodes , even if I really love them and I want to listen it takes an extra effort to remember . Oh , I got to go to Spotify because Apple just presents all these things to me .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's the great thing about Apple and I know everybody's not an Apple person and all that stuff , but I have an easier time of navigating and listening to ones that are on .
Speaker 1Apple Me too . And the other thing is Apple is really pretty easy to get on . Yeah , it's not a hard thing . So if Kathy's having trouble , I'm sure there's somebody out there with a lot of tech experience that could advise her on how to get on to Apple .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Do it . I'm not that person .
Speaker 2I forget everything these days , but that's okay , do you know what I did this morning before we started this , even what ? I got up early , I got dressed , I took
Busy Morning for KC and Harley, and the Big Fatty Podcast
Speaker 2the Jeep down to Colorado Air Emissions . I had the emission test done , I went back home , took a shower before I came over here . I've had a busy day already .
Speaker 1Wow , I've had a pretty busy day too . I woke up at 5.50 . I listened to Big Fatty , which I listen to every morning . I'll tell you what if Big Fatty doesn't record a show , I'm really ruined . I have to go find another one to listen to . That I haven't heard before .
Speaker 2Yeah , we're pretty used to it . It's how we start our day .
Speaker 1Yep , it's funny how that happens . That 20 minutes of nattering . That nattering , we get quite attached . If you're listening , Big Fatty , we get attached to you . But what was my point going to be ? Oh , so I got up , so I listened to Big Fatty , and then I got up at 6.15 and started working on my books for the store yes , and then , by 8 o'clock , I was just finishing up what I needed to do and my CPA called and we had a meeting over the phone .
Speaker 2Yeah , you have been busy , yeah .
Speaker 1I jumped in the shower and tried to have a bowl of oatmeal or something , and then you showed up .
Speaker 2Okay , and this is our recording .
Speaker 1So we hope you enjoy it .
Speaker 2And remember , be kind and have a good day . And now we're going to turn this off and I have a new porn I'm going to show you , so we're going to sit here on the couch and pull our pants down and look at a porn . Fun , okay , bye , bye , until next time . Remember to be kind and , like us , keep it enormous , enormous , just enormous . This podcast is a proud member of the Pride 48 Podcasting Network .
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